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Wednesday. 3.21.07 9:15 pm
"A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Bushcronium."
Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. The symbol for bushcronium is "w." Bushcronium's mass actually
increases over time as morons randomly interact with various elements
in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a bushcronium
molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion
leads some scientists to believe that bushcronium is formed when morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity
is referred to as "critical morass." When catalyzed with gold or
platinum, bushcronium activates foxnewsium, an element that radiates
orders of magnitude and more energy, albeit as incoherent noise.
Foxnewsium has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
"

Please note that I didn't make this up. I just think the world should see the truth.

I got this in an e-mail from my awesome aunty.
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8 Comments.


Hahaha that's awesome. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-03-21 09:35:00

Lmao.
» bilingual on 2007-03-21 10:10:44

Whee back.
» Unicornasaurus on 2007-03-21 11:19:04

Thank god I left school already..
» Nuttz on 2007-03-22 04:00:34

hmmm, science nerd are you?
» Brutaly on 2007-03-22 05:45:17

Wow, that's pretty cool. XD
Heehee....morons....that's odd. -butchered for my stupidity-
Very interesting entry. I had fun reading it. ^_^
» Toowit on 2007-03-22 07:25:38

There already IS a W.
Tungsten. The vast majority of the world's Tungsten comes from China, making it an important export.
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