My mom just assaulted me for not wearing a shirt around the house. First she's feeling my smooth shave, (I find this too funny for words,) then she starts examining my back.

Next thing I know, she's hustling me to let her pop some black-heads she found. She finds those things EVERYWHERE. I doubt they're back there. She offered me $10. That's...crazy. I'm sure thezebra is jealous of me. Heh.

Mother was rather offended when I declined and ran screaming up the stairs to tell the world. Hmm.

Ideas for Threadless designs:
Gentleman Turtle, "I'm in the Turtle Club."
Damn, I forgot my other idea!

Picking blackheads seems to be a woman thing.

I like picking Dave's. My own as well.
» ikimashokie on 2007-04-03 07:48:20

This one's not... "softer".
» ikimashokie on 2007-04-03 07:49:01

No, I didn't notice you'd left that comment until after I'd made the first one.
» ikimashokie on 2007-04-03 08:31:17

haha, that's kinda funny :P
» LostSoul13 on 2007-04-03 08:39:23

Hahaha. Silly mothers. :P

I think you should put something that would appeal more to that audience. Like, "I'm vice chairman of the turtle club" or something. Just my opinion, it's allowed to be silly.
» bilingual on 2007-04-03 09:10:24

Getting stuff popped on your back is definitely better than having stuff squeezed from the pores in your nose.

Just sayin'.
» ranor on 2007-04-03 09:31:57

Thank god my mom doesn't go searching me for zits........

Smooth shave eh? Sounds like a commercial haha. :P


» randomjunk on 2007-04-03 10:16:35

The very first time
I found a blackhead, I thought I had prevented a premature tumor or something. Now keep in mind I was a very uncultured, foolish child, and was quite proud of myself for saving my own life. Unfortunately I was informed that my pores were merely clogged and that the little black thing was the result -_-

$10? Dang. If she pays you that much to examine your own skin, I can only wonder how high of an allowance you get...
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-04-04 02:37:57

Just stopping in to say hi!

Hope all is well,
love you blog/site by the way!
» MsFit on 2007-04-04 11:12:35

You're lucky to be paid you know.. I sometimes just go ahead and pick Xboyz's back acne without warning and watch him wriggle in pain XD
» Nuttz on 2007-04-04 12:06:36

:0

Are you saying you've done it....?
» randomjunk on 2007-04-04 07:09:27

No, I mean like... IT. IT as in baby-making without the baby.

Why else would you pop bra straps....?
» randomjunk on 2007-04-04 07:45:22

Haha okay. You had me scared for a bit there. :P
» randomjunk on 2007-04-04 08:43:02

I think I saw Totoro when I was younger because the theme sounds familiar, but I'm not exactly sure.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2007-04-04 10:06:55

It had better be sarcasm! *snap* :p

Of course, I'm just picking on a poor kid.
*shrug* :p
» ikimashokie on 2007-04-04 10:33:31

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