Mom was complaining about how she keeps finding pee in the toilets and that she has to flush them. First of all, I really, REALLY hadn't gone in that toilet all day. I know this because I went upstairs when I woke up, and once in the bushes when we were moving everything out of the garage. So, it wasn't me.

But just for the heck of it, I made a deal with her. Not one that she actually agrees to, but it' my plan.

I shall pee in the sinks. From now on, I only use the toilet if I'm pooping. Or if I'm in a public/neighbor's house. And here's why.

It saves water. Most of the water that gets flushed could have been used elsewhere. Like my sink. I can just run a little and rinse.

It promotes washing my hands. I'm already at the sink, I might as well wash my hands and rinse it at the same time.

It's fun. Or, at least it's something new.

You can pee in the night without worrying that you'll wake someone up with the flush. In fact, this habit came about originally from peeing in stealth.

My mom can no longer say that I left pee in the toilet. If she finds poop, well, that's a different story. I'm not crapping in my sink.

My entries are somewhat more intestinally inclined than most other nutangers' entries. Ahaha.

I feel like I shouldn't be, but for some reason I'm laughing right now.

I'm a little bothered by the sink idea, since.... you're supposed to wash your hands in the sink... and brush your teeth... and just..... well, not... that.
» randomjunk on 2007-10-07 10:12:23

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» Unicornasaurus on 2007-10-07 10:13:14

Guys, guys!
When I wash my hands, I wash the sink.
» middaymoon on 2007-10-07 10:23:52

Even if some people drink it, those people are not me. I still find it kind of horrible.
» randomjunk on 2007-10-07 10:30:38

There's a reason why...
...there's a bunch of water in a toilet bowl. It's there to help dispose of the more largerer waste, but also to help hide the SMELL. Has your sink turned putrid yet? Lol if it hasn't then totally go for it I think it's a novelty idea...the toilet-sink. Then somebody like Kenmore or whatever would have to design a special crap machine to get rid of the poop. It would completely revolutionize the American bathroom. And it all started at Nutang.
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» Dilated on 2007-10-08 01:04:50

I make my kool-aid in the sink ><
» Dilated on 2007-10-08 01:04:59

that's just ... gross. ...sinks are usually higher up, though. are you really tall? or do you have a midget sink?
» LostSoul13 on 2007-10-08 02:14:21

yeah, I think the sink would be gross for the whole dilution reason. A lot of what goes into the sink gets stuck in the big U (the U also keeps it from coming all the way back up, but it still sits in the U for a while) in your toilet the smell from anything trapped in the U is muffled by the water in the toilet and diluted by it, as well. But in the sink that pee would just sit in the U and its vapors would waft into the room. Unless you ran the sink for long enough so that you're sure that all of the pee has gone past the U and into the plumbing system. Which is practically the amount you use when flushing, anyway. For stealth it could be better, of course. But if you wanted to fill the basin and then wash your face... or fill up water balloons, or store a watermelon, that would just be gross.

Anyway, about the moon--- the child would have a real problem readjusting. On the moon there is only a 1/6th the gravity, so throughout your life your heart would become muscular enough to pump blood against 1/6th of gravity. When you returned to the Earth, your heart would be too weak to pump blood against full gravity, and it would strain itself and probably enter cardiac arrest. Astronauts have to fight this effect by working out crazy-hard everyday just to keep baseline heart muscle mass. You would also have a problem because your bones build up density in response to how much weight you put on them (fat people have better bone density). However, on the moon you'd weigh 1/6th as much. So your bones wouldn't be very dense, and you wouldn't be able to walk on the Earth. You might not be able to carry things, either. These are also things that would be a problem in long-term space flight, where there isn't any gravity at all!! So if you were born on the moon and you knew you wanted to move to the earth one day, you'd have to work out like 100x more than anyone you know, and you'd have to wear like hundreds of pounds of weights everywhere you go. Then maybe you could do it. (but probably not)
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