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Passion Fruit Smoothie! Thursday. 5.6.10 12:27 Am Alright, so, I opened a new shampoo bottle just now, and it's scented "Passion Fruit Smoothie." I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen a bottle trying to pass off a taste as a scent. Because that is obviously a taste! There should be no difference between the smell of the fruit and the smoothie, so it MUST be a taste reference! In either case, it smells like plain shampoo. I wonder how inappropriate it would be for me to pass out Mother's Day cards to some girls at school. I'm not close friends with any girls who are pregnant, so that little joke is out. Saturday I'm driving down to Columbia to watch my brother's track meet there. It will be rad! As long as I don't die or get lost or something. I've always told people that, in the event that I was about to die and there was no way around it, I'd prefer to jump out of airplane, over the ocean, stark naked. This is still true. I think that would be possibly the greatest way to die. I had two days off of school for an English IB exam and a Calculus AP exam. I am fairly confident with the English...the math, on the other hand, left me wondering about life, the universe, and everything. It was awful. I was completely and utterly ill-prepared, which is mostly my fault but was aggravated slightly by my class and teacher. Parts of it were beyond my grasp simply because I didn't know how to handle certain numbers (in some cases I could even remember DOING the lesson, but no dice!) but at least I knew what it was asking almost all of the time. And I figured out some stuff on the spot, like deriving a semicircle! But yeah, I got a pretty bad score on that. Tonight I decided that I wanted to converse with people on facebook in all caps. Here are some highlights. Me HEY AJ WHATS UP 11:20pmAJ HELLO NOTHING LYING IN MY BED 11:20pmMe KOOL KOOL 11:20pmAJ LOLZ I KNOW 11:20pmMe WHO DID YOU USE AS YOUR REFERENCE FOR YOUR LAUREL CREEK APPLICATION 11:20pmAJ WHAT? 11:21pmMe IT ASKS FOR TWO REFERENCES. NO PARENTS OR EMPLOYERS 11:21pmAJ I DID NOT HAVE TO EVEN FILL OUT AN APPLICATION I JUST CALLED UP THERE AND TOLD THEM I WANTED TO WORK HAHA 11:21pmMe WTF ------- Me IS IT IMPORTANT 11:29pmAJ what is 11:29pmMe THE MEETING 11:29pmAJ oh haha yes we are cleaning and going over policies and what not but i mean they wont tell you no because you missed it. clay wont be able to make it 11:30pmMe CLAY BATES THAT IS A QUESTION 11:30pmAJ YES hha ------- Me WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A SHOUTING CONVERSATION IT IS CERTAINLY USEFUL FOR SPICING UP LIFE 11:31pmKatie I GUESS IT SEEMS LIKE AS GOOD A TIME AS EVER 11:33pmMe IT IS FUN TO NOT USE PUNCTUATION EVEN WHEN IT IS INTEGRAL TO THE MEANING 11:33pmKatie LIKE WHEN 11:34pmMe LIKE WHEN AJ MENTIONED CLAY AND I SAID CLAY BATES BUT IT WAS A QUESTION NOT AN EXCLAMATINO STRIKE THAT EXCLAMATION SO I HAD TO SAY THAT IS A QUESTION ALSO JUST NOW WHEN I WAS QUOTING MYSELF ------- Katie RULE ONE NEVER ADMIT TO BEING UNCOOL YOU JUST BROKE RULE ONE 11:42pmMe I ADMITTED NO SUCH THING I AM THE COOLEST CAT ON THE BLOCK 11:43pmKatie YOU ARE NOT A CAT I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM A CAT CHECK IT OUT MEOW SEE THERE IT IS 11:43pmMe THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK IN CAPS 11:43pmKatie NEITHER DOES YOUR MOM 11:43pmMe IT IS AS IF A CAT IS BEING SURPRISED 11:43pmKatie OH NO 11:43pmMe OR RAPED IN AN ALLY 11:43pmKatie YES I DID 11:43pmMe WHICH I GUESS STILL FALLS UNDER THE FIRST INSTANCE 11:44pmKatie YOU CAN IGNORE THE CRUDE COMMENT I MADE ABOUT YOUR MOM OKAY BUT MY CAT IMPRESSION IS GREAT 11:45pmMe OMG YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON MY GOAT IMPRESSION LET ME TELL YOU IT IS BAAAAAD 11:45pmKatie HOLY SHITE YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH 11:46pmMe FOR REAL THAT IS PRETTY NEAT 11:46pmKatie YES FOR REAL I HAVE NOT LAUGHED IN A LONG TIME WHILE TALKING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL GIRL DRAMA HEHE GIRL DRAMA HEHE 11:46pmMe I AM NOT ALL GIRL DRAMA I DO NOT THINK I HAVE MENTIONED GIRLS FOR A LONG TIME 11:47pmKatie YOU ARE ALSO FIVE PERCENT WATER 11:47pmMe PRETTY SURE IT IS MORE THAN THAT 11:47pmKatie NOT WITH ALL THAT GIRL DRAMA YOU ARE PACKING IT'S LIKE DRINKING ALCOHOL IF YOU HAD A .95 BLOOD GIRL LEVEL I WOULD BELIEVE IT I'VE BEEN HOLDING DOWN SHIFT THIS WHOLE TIME INSTEAD OF CAPS LOCKING WTF 11:49pmMe I AM STILL WONDERING WHAT IS THIS DRAMA YOU SPEAK OF. OH DAMN A PERIOD ------ Me MAN SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THE GIRL DRAMA I HONESTLY THINK YOU SAY THESE THINGS JUST TO RILE ME UP 12:10amKatie YOU'RE ALL WOMEN BE HATEN ON MEEE 12:10amMe REMEMBER HOW PARANOID I AM. 12:10amKatie HOLY CRAP IT'S A PERIOD 12:10amMe THAT IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE THAT IS NOT TRUE WOMEN LOVE ME ASK THEM 12:10amKatie WOMEN HATE YOU HEARTHEART 12:11amMe AWW MAN THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUESTION TOO ----- Ryan esteven. 11:41pmMe HEY RYAN I AM HAVING SHOUTING CONVERSATIONS WITH KATIE AND AJ 11:41pmRyan I have an application on my mac desktop that allows me to look at every issue of science magazine, EVER 11:41pmMe IT IS QUITE INVIGORATING 11:41pmRyan starting with 1880. 11:42pmMe I LIKE MY STORY BETTER ------ Ryan do...do you need some water? you sound like you're getting hoarse. 11:46pmMe I JUST MADE KATIE LAUGH SO I AM ON A ROLL 11:46pmRyan man. 11:46pmMe LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I TOLD HER WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CATS 11:46pmRyan i really wish you had replied to my comment wiht naaaahhhhhhhaahahahah (neighing like a horse) oh man wait, which katie i know LOTS of katies LOTS OF KATIES YOU HEAR 11:47pmMe ANYWAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CATS AND SHE SAID MEOW 11:47pmRyan way to not answer my question. 11:47pmMe AND I TOLD HER THAT MEOWING DOES NOT REALLY WORK IN ALL CAPS 11:47pmRyan that wasnt even a skillful dodge. YOU LIE OF COURSE THEY DO 11:48pmMe WHO NEEDS SUBTLETY WHEN YOU CAN TYPE LIKE THIS 11:48pmRyan MEOW MOTHERFUCKER ------ Ryan hahahaha well. i have exams in the morning. so, sleep well steve. try not to yell in your sleep. 12:01amMe WHY WOULD I TRY THAT IF I CAN YELL IN MY SLEEP I WILL TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT 12:01amRyan did you consider that it might not be voluntray? ha. voluntary 12:02amMe IT IS LIKE THE CLASSIC LIBRARY MISSPELLING BUT BACKWARDS 12:02amRyan ...... goodnight, one of the overflexed lungs and vocal chords. Oh man. This is actually a lot of fun. EDIT! I have been using the straight-faced awkward approach a LOT lately. Talking about sex in youth group, for example. Now, to be clear, nobody in my youth group believes that sex itself is bad or taboo or anything. So certain discussions are allowed and even encouraged. But it's still sort of awkward, especially when both genders are present and we're talking about breast reductions. Also, I was looking up the KIN phone today in school (apparently an awful phone) and some kid kept making jokes that I was looking up Ken from Barbie. He asked, "What were you and Ken doing last night?" I looked him right in the eye and said, "Masturbating." ...so if anyone's wondering about my part in the current shoutbox conversation...yeah. 12 Comments. "WOMEN LOVE ME ASK THEM" Definitely my favorite part. » randomjunk on 2010-05-07 12:35:39 HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON...? I HAVE BEGUN SHOUTING AND CANNOT STOP...? I HAVE ALSO SCANNED THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE NOVELLA OF FB CONVERSATIONS WTFHAX??? LOL U SAID MASTURBATE. ALSO, TELL RYAN THAT I AM NOT AN INTERNET SUPREMECIST BECAUSE HE PROBABLY WON'T BELIEVE ME. » The-Muffin-Man on 2010-05-07 12:54:06 everytime someone does something in all caps on facebook, i just reply with: WHY ARE YOU YELLING i was yelling in my head the whole time i was reading those conversations, and the voice in my head is now exhausted. » thaitanic on 2010-05-07 08:39:51 When I clicked on this entry I thought you would expound more on an actual smoothie you tried :-P. Heheh. » Mockiller on 2010-05-09 10:37:13 Indeed, Butt Naked. 'Twas a cheap perfume substance I purchased at a dollar store. » randomjunk on 2010-05-09 05:43:18 Hard to say... but not what I would expect "Butt Naked" to smell like. Kinda fruity I guess. I wrote an entry on some of the different... scents... available... Dunno where it is, but I remember they also had "Pussy", "Black Woman", and "Marijuana". » randomjunk on 2010-05-09 11:10:45 Yes, it has been brought to their attention. » randomjunk on 2010-05-11 11:53:15 Nah, it wasn't like that... by the time I started having serious second thoughts we'd already paid for everything and it was getting too close to the start of school for me to change anything, so I decided to just stick it out for the year. » randomjunk on 2010-05-11 12:07:12 A smoothie would totally smell different. And DAMN, that was long. » lyndeep on 2010-05-13 08:39:39 I always thought that if i was going to die i would get on a tour plane in venezuela and go to angel falls and jump out and die...... thank you pixar for my death idea :p » Ruby-in-slippers on 2010-05-15 07:48:30 lol Pixar's "UP" has a waterfall in it called Paradise falls is actually based on a waterfall called Angel falls in Venezuela. » Ruby-in-slippers on 2010-05-20 05:20:36 What remarkable question It is good when so! buy adipex Rather amusing message buy prozac online Not spending superfluous words. xanax drug The matchless phrase, is pleasant to me :) purchase tramadol In my opinion you have misled. buy ambien online 248d6a » Vincenzo (60.217.232.41) on 2010-08-28 08:48:12
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